$20 is a lot of money??

Okay, so I am out in the world trying to recruit people- GEES! I went to get my "Rapunzel" hair cut trimmed by my very cool hair dresser with a sleeve of tattoos. A "Tat sleeve?" is that the term? Well, she is a cool hair dresser mom, who happens to like tattoos and cocktails. She has apparently alienated all the parents in her daughter's class because her daughter had some "behavioral issues", and now she wants to move to another school district. I have always wanted to hang out with her, and intend to invite her for coffee everytime I get my hair cut (for the last 6 years), but always forget or move on. While I was inviting her to join the mythical investment group, she hacked my hair worse than normal and now I have a female version of the mullet, instead of my once cute "rapunzel." I keep ruining the end of the movie for everyone when I explain to them that the inspiration of my hair cut is when Eugene cuts off Rapunzel's blonde pony at the end of Tangled. There, I just ruined it for you too. So, I explain the very casual stock investing idea to Jean, and she is confused and claims that her husband handles all the finances. She has some stocks that she inherited, and gets a dividen? check for (see I can't even spell dividend?- the check you get when your stock makes money). Then she claims that $20 is a lot every month. Look, I think that I totally wasted $20 yesterday on mighty beans and plastics easter eggs. How much do tattoos costs? Gees, maybe she could get half a tattoo next time and invest something. All the while, she is saying "Sure, I'll do it." But she is looking at the ground. I live intuitively. She is not interested.